Joe Horn for Border Patrol Director!

One for the good guys

by James Edwards

You probably heard about Joe Horn by now, but in case you haven’t, here’s the scoop. Joe’s a 62 year old retiree who lives in Pasadena, Texas, near Houston. Last fall he called 911 late at night to report that two black guys were robbing his neighbor’s house. The neighbor wasn’t home, and Joe told the 911 dispatcher he was gonna go out and shoot the two robbers. On the 911 call, you can hear him tell them “Move and you’re dead!”. Well, they kept moving, but not for long. Joe shot both of them, killing them. It turned out they weren’t American blacks, but two black illegal aliens from Colombia, one of whom had been deported for cocaine charges years ago.

Well, the case caused quite an uproar. Blacks and Hispanics were demanding that Joe be charged with two counts of murder. But yesterday, a Texas grand jury cleared Joe of any wrongdoing. Of course, I wouldn’t put it past Jorge Bush to have the US “Justice” Department charge Joe with violating the “civil rights” of the burglars. Back in 1992, Bush’s dad did that very thing to the LA cops who did what was necessary to bring The Reverend Doctor Rodney Luther King under control, because blacks were mad after a jury acquitted them of all charges. Will it happen again? I don’t know, but it could. Especially if blacks raise enough hell about it.

And they’re raising plenty. One of the most popular black bloggers goes by the name of The Field Negro. And Field Negro is not a happy camper. The grand jury decision make him wanna holler. The nerve of them white folks, thinkin’ they got some kinda right to protect themselves from late night home invasions. With guns! What the hell is wrong with white people? Can’t a brutha rob a home in peace?!

How many of you remember my man Joe Horn down in Texas? You remember Joe don’t you? He is the good ole boy who saw a couple of South Americans stealing from one of his neighbor’s, unoccupied home, and decided to give them a good taste of justice, Texas style. “Move and you’re dead”. Sorry Joe, I don’t think they spoke English. Yep, good ole Joe, he sent those two amigos packing to that big fiesta in the sky.

And now it looks like there will be no charges filed against Joe. He was simply protecting his neighbor’s property with…ah, deadly force. Apparently under Texas law that’s allowed. Yes, it’s called the “Castle Doctrine” (”Castle” get it?), and if one even believes that there is a reasonable chance that someone can get away with stealing from his neighbor’s home, he can go Charles Bronson on that individual. Hey these two dead guys were no angels from what I could tell, and they actually had some stolen items on them when they were found shot to death in the back. I guess the wages of sin is death.

You NRA types must be ecstatic . I swear you guys have been on a roll lately. I guess this is a classic example of why we have to protect ourselves with firearms in our homes. Hell you never know when a bunch of strangers might show up and try to steal your shit. I bet the bad guys won’t be going to Pasadena, Texas anytime soon, not with the likes of Joe Horn ready to take aim.

This is what passes for sarcasm among blacks, apparently. Actually, Field Negro, this most certainly is a classic example of why us “good ole boy” types tend to own guns. Not sure why you’re having trouble wrapping your head around the idea. And I’d also be willing to bet that there haven’t been too many home burglaries in Pasadena lately.

And it ain’t just Field Negro who’s upset that a couple criminals got their just desserts. Check out the comments – there’s lots of black people who are very angry about the grand jury’s no bill decision.

And have you ever heard of Quannell X? He’s a Houston “civil rights activist” who’s trying to make a name for himself nationwide. Well, if Jesse Jackson is Martin Luther King’s idiot child, then Quannell is Jesse’s Thalidomide baby. Shortly after Joe Horn did the right thing, Quannell and the New Black Panthers staged a “protest march” in Joe’s neighborhood, crying “racism” and demanding that Joe be charged with murder. But it didn’t go quite like they planned. Those Pasadena honkies were extra hateful. Instead of hanging their heads and apologizing and insisting they were nothing like that nasty old Joe Horn, as they were supposed to, they came out in droves to stick up for Joe! Hundreds of his neighbors took to the streets to show their support. The yelled things like “Get a job!” and “You’re a disgrace to your race!” at the troublemakers. They followed them around, yelling “USA! USA! USA!” whenever Quannell would try to speak. Bikers revved their motorcycle engines to drown them out. Finally Quannell and the boys gave up and went home. It all made for quite a heartwarming video. Click here to see how Pasadena rolls.

2008-07-02