Exposed: The Sinister Secrets of Labour’s Party List

Leaks aren’t needed when Establishment corruption is so open and brazen

First it was the http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=6084. Now the personal details of members of other political parties have been posted on the internet, in a move likely to lead to widespread embarrassment.

The data is believed to have been left on a train by a drunken civil servant, along with the records of 21 million NHS patients, the contents of the mainframe computers at the DVLA and the Department of Social Security, and the identities and ex-directory phone numbers of every single member of http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=2485.

Last night’s revelation of such sensitive private information shatters the illusion that http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=6081 is a broad-based movement. Back in 1997, Tony Blair claimed that the party was nothing less than the political wing of British people as a whole.

But the list of members posted on a website shows it to be a declining rump of lecturers, school teachers, social workers, trade union officials and former councillors.

Many of them have never had a proper job in their lives and harbour dubious histories, in some cases descending into outright criminality.

They include a significant number of extremists, including plenty who previously belonged to an assortment of http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=655 and Communist organisations, facts they have tried to conceal from the public. Some people may be shocked at the news that one of Labour’s most senior figures had been involved in a massive pensions swindle and is also wanted in connection with the disappearance of billions of pounds’ worth of Britain’s gold bullion and foreign exchange reserves.

Another leading light is a serial offender who obtained a mortgage by deception, was guilty of an outrageous stamp duty scam and was sacked for selling passports.

He is also suspected of using his previous position at the European Commission to do favours for a businessman who has been linked with the Russian underworld in exchange for lavish hospitality.

One of Labour’s most prominent members is a school teacher from Redditch, who has an insatiable appetite for punishment and correction and is known simply by her chat room name: ‘http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=6080‘.

On the afternoon we contacted her at the address listed, she told our reporter that he had been a very naughty boy, demanded to see his identity card and said he was being recorded on CCTV.

She also threatened to throw him in her dungeon and detain him for 42 days, if he played his cards right.

Another couple, from Yorkshire, collect in the region of £600,000 a year from the British taxpayer. We went to the property they list as their primary residence for expenses purposes, only to be told that they spend most of their time at an address in London, where their children go to school.

One Labour MP, from Sheffield, threatened to set his dog on journalists attempting to question him about his relationship with a wealthy American magazine publisher and his involvement in fast-tracking a visa for her nanny. He then burst into tears.

Another veteran Labour member lists his occupation as ‘ship’s steward’, but further inquiries revealed he lives in a turreted, baronial-style mansion with two Jaguars in the drive. How he managed to rise to high office without any apparent intelligence, manners, charm or O-levels, remains a mystery.

Though he claims to be a socialist, he has always behaved like a feudal lord and outraged feminists by exercising his droit de seigneur in the typing pool.

He told our reporter that if he didn’t leave, he’d punch him in the face. ‘I’ve dunnit before, y’know. So b****r off.’

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2008-11-24