I know, I know … evil white Americans are making Mexicans starve to death by not allowing them to cross the border indiscriminately, get preferences ahead of our veterans for housing, get free bilingual education, free medical care, free EBT cards …
Even the biggest idiot on the planet knows that combining a welfare state with a poorly guarded border is a recipe for bankruptcy. But politicians don’t care so long as they are elected TODAY and the bill gets paid tomorrow — by OUR kids.
But I digress.
According to a report by the United Nations, 70% of Mexicans are overweight and 32.8% are obese. They have now surpassed the United States to take the honor of being the fattest nation on earth. The biggest health problem in Mexico is not malnutrition as the media would have us believe, but heart disease followed by diabetes.
This tells us three important things:
1) There is no humanitarian emergency in Mexico that justifies crashing our borders.
2) Putting Mexicans on medical plans would be an insane act of self-destruction.
3) We can save money because we don’t need a 20′ tall fence — a 6′ tall fence is more than enough for el gordo.
In related news, the USDA continues pushing a grain-based diet so the U.S.A. can reclaim its coveted #1 place in the obesity rankings.