Humor: Yes, We Shall

Evil overlord Cobra Commander trumps Obama with message of real substance

Cobra Commander, the evil nemesis of action figure GI Joe and of freedom loving people world wide, has released an inspiring videotaped response to the melodramatic “Yes We Can” viral video put out by musicians loyal to the Barack Obama camp.

The Obama video, based on his campaign slogan, has been widely derided as a creepy, sappy, sanctimonious propaganda effort to make Obama’s notoriously vapid, meaningless stump speech sound as “inspiring” as the mass media tells us, ad nauseum, that it is. Led by rapper “http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=3786 of the illegal alien amnesty campaigns. Maya Rubin reassures Jewish voters in Hebrew, while the deaf are treated to translation in ASL by Shoshannah Stern. The “Yes We Can” video spectacle is ripe for parody. Luckily, the comic book villain Cobra Commander took a break from his ruthless campaign in pursuit of world domination from his lair within the Pyramid of Darkness to lay down a platform of specific proposals: engineering floods, earthquakes, hurricanes and a genetically modified race of supermen, for example, and pledging to recycle the elderly as milkshakes.

The present abysmal crop of leading contenders for the US presidency would be a living joke if the very presence of caricatures like Obama, Hillary and McCain on the stage wasn’t such a serious warning about how desperately troubled America is.

See Cobra Commander’s “Yes, We Shall” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzrd6eVAsjA

Obama’s “Yes We Can” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjXyqcx-mYY

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2008-05-08